Thanks
Thanks to the one and only Susan Claxton for coming up for a whole week and helping me pack up while sick as a dog!!!
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Sunday, February 26, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Can't sleep!
I can't believe that this Saturday at 1 pm I will arriving in Anderson to live again. It blows my mind how God works and the things that He teaches us so that we can grow and learn. I have had the most amazing time living in Nashville, but I am so glad that I am coming home. I can't wait to see what else God has instore for me and what I am going to learn next. Keep me in your prayers as I search for a job, and I can't wait to see you all!
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I have lived through 105/155 things
[x] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.
[x] I have read a lot of books.
[x] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. (try 15+)
[] I have been to Canada.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[x] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[x] I have tripped UP the stairs.
[x] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[] I have been snowboarding/skiing/wakeboarding/water skiing
[x] I have played ping pong.
[x] I swam in the ocean.
[] have been on a whale watch.
[x] Have seen fireworks.
[x] I have seen a shooting star.
[x] I have seen a meteor shower.
[] have almost drowned.
[x]I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[x] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[x] I have had stitches/staples.
[x] I have been on the honor roll.
[] I have had frostbite.
[x] have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there
[x] I have stayed up till 2 doing homework/projects.
[x] I currently have a job.
[] I have been ice skating.
[] I have been rollerblading.
[x] I have fallen flat on my face.
[x] I have tripped over my own feet.
[x] I have been in a fist fight.
[x] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[] I have watched the power rangers. (
[x] I do attend Church/Synagogue/Mosque regularly.
[] I have played truth or dare.
[x] I have already had my 16th birthday.
[x] I have already had my 17th birthday.
[x] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[x] I've called someone stupid. And meant it.
[x]I've been in a verbal argument.
[x] I've cried in school.
[x] I've played basketball on a team.
[] I've played baseball on a team.
[] I've played football on a team.
[] I’ve played soccer on a team.
[] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[] I've played softball on a team.
[] I've played volleyball on a team.
[] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been on a track team. (what can I say I grew up athletic)
[x] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[x] I've bungee jumped.
[] I've climbed a rock wall.
[x] I've lost more than $20.
[x] I've called myself an idiot.
[x] I've called someone else an idiot.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I've had (or have) pets.
[] I've owned a spice girls cd.
[] I've owned a Britney spears cd.
[] I've owned an N*Sync cd.
[] I've owned a backstreet boys cd.
[] I've mooned someone.
[x] I've sworn at someone in authority.
[x] I've been in the newspaper.
[x] I've been on TV.
[] I've been to Hawaii.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (it was disgusting)
[x] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[x] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[x] I've watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[x] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[x] I've watched "Newly weds" Nick & Jessica.
[x] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[x] I've stuffed myself
[] I've been called a geek.
[x] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[x] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
[] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[x] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[] I've written poetry.
[] I've been arrested.
[x] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[x] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[x] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[x] I've had/have siblings.
[x] I've been to a rock concert.
[x] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've been picked last in gym class.
[x] I’ve read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[] I've played Halo 2.
[x] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[] I've been to Alaska.
[] I've been to China.
[] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.
[x] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[x] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[x] I've had serious conversations on any IM.
[x] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[x] I've been forgiven.
[x] I've screamed at a scary movie.
[x] I've cried at a chick flick.
[x] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[x] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[x] I've been to a rap concert.
[] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[x] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[x] I've driven on the highway
[x] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day
[x] I've been in a car accident
[]I've done drugs.
[x] I've been homesick.
[x] I've thrown up
[x] I've puked all over someone.
[x] I've been horseback riding.
[x] I've filled out more than 10 myspace surveys.
[x] I've spoken my mind in public.
[x]I've proved someone wrong
[x] I’ve been proved wrong by someone.
[] I've broken a leg.
[x] I've broken an arm.
[x] I've fallen off a swing.
[x] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight.
[x]I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
[x] I’ve forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
[x] I’ve lost my backpack.
[x] I've come close to dying.
[] I've seen someone die.
[x] I've known someone who has died.
[] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
[] I've done modeling.
[] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[x] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[x] I've realized how good my life is.
[x]I've counted my blessings.
[x] I've made fun of a classmate.
[x] I've been on a date.
[x] I've been asked out by someone and I said no.
[] I've asked someone on a date and been turned down.
[x] I've slapped someone in the face.
[] I've been skateboarding.
[x] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[x] I've lied to someone to their face.
[x] I've told a little white lie.
[x] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[x] I've fainted
[] I’ve had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not.
[x] I've pushed someone into a pool.
[x] I've been pushed into a pool
Now count how many things you checked and repost this, subject being, "I have lived through 105/155 things
[x] I have read a lot of books.
[x] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. (try 15+)
[] I have been to Canada.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[x] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[x] I have tripped UP the stairs.
[x] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[] I have been snowboarding/skiing/wakeboarding/water skiing
[x] I have played ping pong.
[x] I swam in the ocean.
[] have been on a whale watch.
[x] Have seen fireworks.
[x] I have seen a shooting star.
[x] I have seen a meteor shower.
[] have almost drowned.
[x]I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[x] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[x] I have had stitches/staples.
[x] I have been on the honor roll.
[] I have had frostbite.
[x] have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there
[x] I have stayed up till 2 doing homework/projects.
[x] I currently have a job.
[] I have been ice skating.
[] I have been rollerblading.
[x] I have fallen flat on my face.
[x] I have tripped over my own feet.
[x] I have been in a fist fight.
[x] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[] I have watched the power rangers. (
[x] I do attend Church/Synagogue/Mosque regularly.
[] I have played truth or dare.
[x] I have already had my 16th birthday.
[x] I have already had my 17th birthday.
[x] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[x] I've called someone stupid. And meant it.
[x]I've been in a verbal argument.
[x] I've cried in school.
[x] I've played basketball on a team.
[] I've played baseball on a team.
[] I've played football on a team.
[] I’ve played soccer on a team.
[] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[] I've played softball on a team.
[] I've played volleyball on a team.
[] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been on a track team. (what can I say I grew up athletic)
[x] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[x] I've bungee jumped.
[] I've climbed a rock wall.
[x] I've lost more than $20.
[x] I've called myself an idiot.
[x] I've called someone else an idiot.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I've had (or have) pets.
[] I've owned a spice girls cd.
[] I've owned a Britney spears cd.
[] I've owned an N*Sync cd.
[] I've owned a backstreet boys cd.
[] I've mooned someone.
[x] I've sworn at someone in authority.
[x] I've been in the newspaper.
[x] I've been on TV.
[] I've been to Hawaii.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (it was disgusting)
[x] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[x] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[x] I've watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[x] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[x] I've watched "Newly weds" Nick & Jessica.
[x] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[x] I've stuffed myself
[] I've been called a geek.
[x] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[x] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
[] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[x] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[] I've written poetry.
[] I've been arrested.
[x] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[x] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[x] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[x] I've had/have siblings.
[x] I've been to a rock concert.
[x] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've been picked last in gym class.
[x] I’ve read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[] I've played Halo 2.
[x] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[] I've been to Alaska.
[] I've been to China.
[] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.
[x] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[x] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[x] I've had serious conversations on any IM.
[x] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[x] I've been forgiven.
[x] I've screamed at a scary movie.
[x] I've cried at a chick flick.
[x] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[x] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[x] I've been to a rap concert.
[] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[x] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[x] I've driven on the highway
[x] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day
[x] I've been in a car accident
[]I've done drugs.
[x] I've been homesick.
[x] I've thrown up
[x] I've puked all over someone.
[x] I've been horseback riding.
[x] I've filled out more than 10 myspace surveys.
[x] I've spoken my mind in public.
[x]I've proved someone wrong
[x] I’ve been proved wrong by someone.
[] I've broken a leg.
[x] I've broken an arm.
[x] I've fallen off a swing.
[x] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight.
[x]I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
[x] I’ve forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
[x] I’ve lost my backpack.
[x] I've come close to dying.
[] I've seen someone die.
[x] I've known someone who has died.
[] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
[] I've done modeling.
[] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[x] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[x] I've realized how good my life is.
[x]I've counted my blessings.
[x] I've made fun of a classmate.
[x] I've been on a date.
[x] I've been asked out by someone and I said no.
[] I've asked someone on a date and been turned down.
[x] I've slapped someone in the face.
[] I've been skateboarding.
[x] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[x] I've lied to someone to their face.
[x] I've told a little white lie.
[x] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[x] I've fainted
[] I’ve had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not.
[x] I've pushed someone into a pool.
[x] I've been pushed into a pool
Now count how many things you checked and repost this, subject being, "I have lived through 105/155 things
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Amazing
Tonight, Susan and I went to the Ryman to see Chris Tomlin, Matt Redman, and Louie Giglio. It was an amazing worship service! There are truly no words to describe how amazing the message was and how thankful I am that God made me and he knows me by name and he loves me for me!
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Massage Sweet Massage!!!
HEY!!! Guess what this Saturday I will be home and back at
NewSpring!!! I am so excited. Just to make sure you all know I have
my massage therapy license now and can practice in the state of SC
now. I am currently looking for a job, I have 2 interviews as soon as
I get to town. I know I have talked to some of you and you have said
things about you wanted massages when I moved back and the rest of you
I am just letting you know I am back. So I am pretty sure unless God
provides the ultimate miracle, at least the 1st week I am home I will
be unemployed so if you want to schedule an appointment with me let me
know!!! I am extremely excited about the gift God has given me and I
can't wait to do it for a living!
NewSpring!!! I am so excited. Just to make sure you all know I have
my massage therapy license now and can practice in the state of SC
now. I am currently looking for a job, I have 2 interviews as soon as
I get to town. I know I have talked to some of you and you have said
things about you wanted massages when I moved back and the rest of you
I am just letting you know I am back. So I am pretty sure unless God
provides the ultimate miracle, at least the 1st week I am home I will
be unemployed so if you want to schedule an appointment with me let me
know!!! I am extremely excited about the gift God has given me and I
can't wait to do it for a living!
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Monday, February 20, 2006
Home Sweet Home!!!!!
Wow, I can't believe that this Saturday I will be home, and this Sunday I will be back at NewSpring! The more that I think about it, the more unreal everything seems. I can tell I am getting "Spring Fever" I am so ready to get home!!!!!! I have the most amazing new roomie, and a huge house. People are already calling it the party house, craziness! I did figure out something this week, if I get the job at one of these places doing my massage therapy, this will be my 1st job EVER that I haven't had to work at night....THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so excited! Hope to see you all soon! Susan is coming up in the morning, and we are going to see Chris Tomlin, Matt Redman, and Louie Giglio at the Ryman, Tuesday. I've gotta leave with a bang!
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Friday, February 17, 2006
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
A - Available? yes
A - Age?: 27
A - Annoyance: lazy people
B - Best Friends?: Karla, Crystal, Kelley, Sheena, Susan, Ash
B - Bar: don't really care for them
B - Birthday?: February 6th
C - Craving: I am a girl what do you think??!!!
C - Car: 05 Forenzo Suzuki
C - Cat: HATE THEM
D - Day of the week: next sat!!! I am moving home!
D - Dads Name: Morgan
D - Dog: none
E - Easiest person to talk to: Crystal
E - Eggs: scrambled
E - Email: gmail
F - Favorite color? green and black
F - Food: chicken
F - Foreign Slang: what?
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: neither
G - God: He is amazing
G - Good Times: concerts and hanging with friends
H - Hair Color: which color?
H - Height: 5'8"
H - Happy: yes
I - Ice Cream: choc
I - Instrument: i wish
I - Idol: nobody
J - Jewelry: sometimes
J - Job: MASSAGE THERAPIST
J - Joke: i stink at jokes
K - Kids: love and wanna have them someday
K - karate: that would be funny
K - kite: memories...
L - Longest Car Ride: driving from New Hampshire to Nashville, 24 hrs!!!!
L - Longest Relationship: none
L - Last Person you spoke to on the Phone: Karla
M - Milk Flavor: Choc
M - Mothers Maiden Name: Alford
M - Movie Last Watched: In her shoes, it was actually very good
N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: southern
N - Name: Angela
O - ONE WISH? to marry someone and have kids
O - One Phobia? SNAKES
O - Only goal: to hurry up and get clients
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: married
P - Part of your appearance that you like best: eyes
P - Part of your Personality you like best: that I am outgoing
Q - Quote: give me a quote whitley!
Q - Question for the next person: so are you bored too?
Q - Quick or Slow?: depends on what i'm doing
R - Reason to smile: Jesus
R - Reality TV Show: american idol
R - right or left: right
S - Song Last Heard: Unbreakable - Alicia Keys
S - Season: spring or fall
S - Sex: female
T - Time you woke up: 8:30 am
T - Time Now: 12:16 am
T - Time for bed: when I get tired
U - Unknown Facts about me: they are going to stay unknown...
U - Unicorns?: who cares about unicorns
U - Unknown habit?: bite my fingernails when I am nervous
V - Vegetable you hate: Squash
V - Vegetable you love: Okra
V - View on Politics: good question
W- Worst Habits?: nail biting
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up? a successful massage therapist
W- Where are you traveling to next? anderson to move home!
X - X-Rays: had a lot
X - X-Rated Porn: not
X - X-tra Toppings: on pizza yes!
Y - Year you were born: 1979
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow? Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do, Yeah, they were all YELLOW
Z - Zoo Animal: monkeys
Z - Zodiac: aquarius i think
Z - Zest: soap
A - Age?: 27
A - Annoyance: lazy people
B - Best Friends?: Karla, Crystal, Kelley, Sheena, Susan, Ash
B - Bar: don't really care for them
B - Birthday?: February 6th
C - Craving: I am a girl what do you think??!!!
C - Car: 05 Forenzo Suzuki
C - Cat: HATE THEM
D - Day of the week: next sat!!! I am moving home!
D - Dads Name: Morgan
D - Dog: none
E - Easiest person to talk to: Crystal
E - Eggs: scrambled
E - Email: gmail
F - Favorite color? green and black
F - Food: chicken
F - Foreign Slang: what?
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: neither
G - God: He is amazing
G - Good Times: concerts and hanging with friends
H - Hair Color: which color?
H - Height: 5'8"
H - Happy: yes
I - Ice Cream: choc
I - Instrument: i wish
I - Idol: nobody
J - Jewelry: sometimes
J - Job: MASSAGE THERAPIST
J - Joke: i stink at jokes
K - Kids: love and wanna have them someday
K - karate: that would be funny
K - kite: memories...
L - Longest Car Ride: driving from New Hampshire to Nashville, 24 hrs!!!!
L - Longest Relationship: none
L - Last Person you spoke to on the Phone: Karla
M - Milk Flavor: Choc
M - Mothers Maiden Name: Alford
M - Movie Last Watched: In her shoes, it was actually very good
N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: southern
N - Name: Angela
O - ONE WISH? to marry someone and have kids
O - One Phobia? SNAKES
O - Only goal: to hurry up and get clients
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: married
P - Part of your appearance that you like best: eyes
P - Part of your Personality you like best: that I am outgoing
Q - Quote: give me a quote whitley!
Q - Question for the next person: so are you bored too?
Q - Quick or Slow?: depends on what i'm doing
R - Reason to smile: Jesus
R - Reality TV Show: american idol
R - right or left: right
S - Song Last Heard: Unbreakable - Alicia Keys
S - Season: spring or fall
S - Sex: female
T - Time you woke up: 8:30 am
T - Time Now: 12:16 am
T - Time for bed: when I get tired
U - Unknown Facts about me: they are going to stay unknown...
U - Unicorns?: who cares about unicorns
U - Unknown habit?: bite my fingernails when I am nervous
V - Vegetable you hate: Squash
V - Vegetable you love: Okra
V - View on Politics: good question
W- Worst Habits?: nail biting
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up? a successful massage therapist
W- Where are you traveling to next? anderson to move home!
X - X-Rays: had a lot
X - X-Rated Porn: not
X - X-tra Toppings: on pizza yes!
Y - Year you were born: 1979
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow? Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do, Yeah, they were all YELLOW
Z - Zoo Animal: monkeys
Z - Zodiac: aquarius i think
Z - Zest: soap
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy Single Awareness Day!!
That is thanks to Jon Creamer from when we were in college together at AC! Hope everyone has a great day!
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Things to ponder
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. What disease did cured ham actually have?
9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
20. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
21. Or watch a white thing come out a chickens behind and think, "that ought to taste good."
22. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?
23. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
24. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
25. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
26. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
27. If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
28. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
29. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
30. What do you call male ballerinas?
31. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
32. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
33. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
34. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
35. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
36. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
37. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
38. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
39. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. What disease did cured ham actually have?
9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
20. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
21. Or watch a white thing come out a chickens behind and think, "that ought to taste good."
22. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?
23. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
24. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
25. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
26. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
27. If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
28. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
29. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
30. What do you call male ballerinas?
31. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
32. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
33. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
34. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
35. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
36. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
37. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
38. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
39. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Need help!!!
Craziness! I am moving back to Anderson on February 25th. I need help moving, I need help unloading the truck. Can you guys/gals help me please! Email me at angela.harrell@gmail.com, and let me know please! Thanks!
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Monday, February 06, 2006
It's My Birthday!!!!
Okay so today I am 27! I cannot believe I am 3 years away from 30! Isn't it funny how life is never how we predict it! But I am so glad that God has given me the opportunities that He has and the friendships of the most amazing people in the world, that have helped me be who I am today! I love all of you!
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
You are God Alone
by, Philips, Craig and Dean
You are not a god
Created by human hands
You are not a god
Dependant on any mortal man
You are not a god
In need of anything we can give
By Your plan, that's just the way it is
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
You are the only God
Whose power none can contend
You are the only God
Whose name and praise will never end
You are the only God
Who's worthy of everything we can give
You are God
And that's just the way it is
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
Unchangeable
Unshakable
Unstoppable
That's what You are
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
Unchangeable
Unshakable
Unstoppable
That's what You are
You are not a god
Created by human hands
You are not a god
Dependant on any mortal man
You are not a god
In need of anything we can give
By Your plan, that's just the way it is
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
You are the only God
Whose power none can contend
You are the only God
Whose name and praise will never end
You are the only God
Who's worthy of everything we can give
You are God
And that's just the way it is
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
Unchangeable
Unshakable
Unstoppable
That's what You are
You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone
Unchangeable
Unshakable
Unstoppable
That's what You are
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Saturday, February 04, 2006
My Birthday Party!!
Can I just say that I have the most amazing friends on the face of the planet! Lee, Tim, and Melissa, came up yesterday for my birthday, and Lee had talk to a friend of mine here (Kelley) and they planned a surprise dinner party for me! I don't understand how people can care about me that much but I am so appreciative of the love that they show me! They are amazing! So to Lee, Tim, Melissa, Kelley, Jadyn, Chad, and Ashley, THANK YOU!
Will post more pics on my shutterbook page so you can go there and see the rest!
http://angelarharrell.shutterbook.com
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About me
- I'm Angela
- From Anderson, South Carolina, United States
- I am a Nationally Certified Licensed Massage Therapist!